Welcome to my Shitterstock!
Your one stop shop for awful stock imagery.
With a long, storied, two month long history in the stock image game you can trust us to create some of the most generic, uninteresting and pedestrian shite perfect for you to rip with the watermark still on for your next powerpoint. Our idea of a good stock image is rooted in pure unusability, you won't find an image in our library that you would actually want to spend money on, let alone use in your boring ass website or canva moodboard.
We offer a competitive pricing model, instead of using money (lame) (boring) (been done)
we take your time. Simply follow the prompt on the buy page and do whatever inane task I set you and then, the images are yours!
Customer Testimonials
Absolute Waste of Time - Don't Bother! ★☆☆☆☆
I regret every second I spent on this site. The images are either painfully generic, laughably low quality, or hidden behind an overpriced paywall. Searching for anything remotely specific? Good luck! You’ll either get irrelevant results or the same five stock photos recycled over and over.
Bad Website, Worse Customer Service! ★☆☆☆☆
This website is really bad. The pictures are not good, and they cost too much money. When I search for something, I get the wrong pictures or the same ones again and again. The website is slow and full of annoying ads. But the worst part is the customer service! I asked for help, and they took forever to answer. When they did, they were not nice and did not help me at all. I do not like this website. It is a waste of time and money. Do not use it! (I wish I could give zero stars!)
EW! BAD WEBSITE! ★☆☆☆☆
Dis website? Yucky! 😡 Me click, but soooo slow! Wait… wait… WAIT! 😭 Me no like waiting! Me want nice pichurs, but pichurs UGLY! 🤢 Blurry, tiny, BORING! Where da good pichurs?? Not here! Me try click button… but UH OH! Pop-ups everywhere! 👀💥 Flashy, scary! Me cry! 😭 Me tell helper people… “Fix it, pwease?” But they say NO! 😠 So mean! No help! Dis website is doo doo. No use. No fun. BIG TRASH! 🚮
Credits
Photography, Retouch and Web Design: Theo Wainwright
Models : Jada Lyla, Kabi and Noam
Styling: Jada Lyla
Website Resources: sad.grl online, W3Schools, ChatGPT and CoPilot